my mom says drugs are bad
dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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iswearimnotnaked:

health
affordable clear braces (literally $99 a month and no dentist visits!!!!!)
free workouts / nice supportive community for safe weight loss
makeup and hair
super affordable high quality safe makeup (i actually own a ton of their products try the hibiscus matte lipstick omg) 
how to shape your eyebrows
how to fill in your eyebrows
how to fill in your eyebrows if you have ginger/red hair
how to dye your hair ginger/red
how to get super soft hair
amazing shit you can do w/ coconut oil (start shaving ur legs w/ this shit u’ll thank me later)
how to perfectly paint your nails
video games
how to play pokemon on your iphone
how to play pokemon on your android
how to play n64 games on your computer
how to play ds games on your computer
how to play wii games on your computer
how to play gamecube games on your computer
how to play playstation games  on your computer
how to play gba games on your computer 
how to hack a wii
download literally most video games 
how to download and install the sims 3
movies and tv shows
pretty much any movie
pretty much any tv show
compuiter stuff idk
how to build a mac
download any youtube video as an mp3 or video file
helpful chrome addition things idk
remove all of your facebook posts
handy little tumblr friend
animal crossing music 
alarm clock timer thing
crafts??? handy things???? what is this idk
how to shrink a pair of shoes that are too big
how to follow a sewing pattern
diy high rise shorts
easy diy room decor
how to build a platform bed

iswearimnotnaked:

health

makeup and hair

video games

movies and tv shows

compuiter stuff idk

helpful chrome addition things idk

crafts??? handy things???? what is this idk

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

leowtf:

Ya no pueden esperar mas!

at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu

heliolisk:

is dat pitbull

heliolisk:

is dat pitbull

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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