my mom says drugs are bad

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

britneyjeanofficial:

born this way was such an inspirational album 

britneyjeanofficial:

born this way was such an inspirational album 

kristoffbjorgman:

ouijasexting:

so no change
bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

phantasmics:

cant stop wont stop

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside