i feel like pop punk is hardcore’s little brother that wants to be tough but likes cuddles too much
hahaha son this bread is huge
just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!
somebody once told me the world was gonna
end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
What anon messages should look like on halloween:
make tumblr staff find the thing
nothing is more satisfying than boys with boners u helpless weak fool who can’t even control your own dick i laugh at your embarrassment
my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring
what do you call it when batman skips church?
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
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the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts