remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative
today I was eating at a mall food court for lunch and there we these cute college guys standing by the garbage talking and instead of throwing the trash away and putting the tray on top on like a normal person I was distracted by cuteness and dropped the entire tray along with the garbage and I walked away as fast as I could as soon I realized what I have done
Cracked.com has been a great source of entertainment for me in high school. Their articles are written in a comical way that will make you laugh as much as it makes you learn.
- The 7 Most Unintentionally Creepy Places on the Internet: These are seven websites that prove the internet can still make the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end
- 5 Real Murders More Terrifying Than Any Other Horror Movie: Real killers are real scary
- Creepiest Urban Legends That Happen to be True: (Part 1) (Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5)(Part 6)(Part 7)
- 6 Terrifying Experiment Parents Did On Their Own Kids: Some people’s actions really make me wonder
- 5 Most Terrifying Diseases Doctors Can’t Explain: The oddities that exist in our world
- Creepiest Places on Earth: (Part 1)(Part 2)
- The 7 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth: My personal favorite
- The 6 Strangely Convincing Real Life Curses: Coincidence or something more?
- The 7 Most Ridiculous Ghost Stories From Around the World: A cultural experience
- The 5 Creepiest Disappearances That No One Can Explain: It’s like they vanished into thin air
*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*
Time for some bi positivity! What’s your favorite thing about being bi? or pan or lgbt in general?
the pure, unfiltered power
The ability to commune with unicorns.
Summoning the undead
The flowers that grow behind my every step and the birds that sing
"if you hate school so much why do you even come"
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
lady gaga arriving in her hotel in athens
Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."